I need a damn good fuck.
Quick, easy.
You walk in to my flat, we get naked, have sex, and foreplay, you leave. Job done.
If you want to make it a regular thing, please do keep in touch.
If you're a time waster, just don't bother contact me.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at...
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate...
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be...
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but...
Any petite females fancy a threesome?
Looking for some fun with me and my 6 ft 1 partner.
Women only please!
Right gunna fill this out as people getting annoyed with me !!!! Not after a quickie after 2 messages from basically strangers, as I do have standards!!!! Yes I'm newly single so I'm just looking for what's about at the moment and see where it takes me :) oh and I'm a big girl so understand thas not everyone's cuppa tea :) Totally get that ill probably not get any...
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and...
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time...
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at...
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time...
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you...
I'm happily single and looking for someone to have some fun with. Without any of the agro of a relationship. I don't do one night stands and not hear to talk, all mouth and no trousers just won't cut it. So if your not up for meeting I'm not interested.
I'm looking for someone who is tall (no-one under 6') someone who looks after themselves, (no fat balding men please)...
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem