About me:
I'm Scottish (if I could vote,it would be 'no')
I'm a passionate, sensual person. I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me....
I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense...
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate...
Well, this could be a horrible mistake!!!!
I'm pretty hilarious, most of the time its completely unintentional.
Busy shift worker.
Looking for something casual and would go for something a bit more regular if we both had enough fun. Said man needs to be able to hold an intelligent conversation and I'm ABSOLUTELY going to need to go for drink or two before any clothes come off!
I'm a dress...
Firstly. NO FACE, NO RESPONSE or INTEREST. I fully understand someone's discretion, however If I request and you don't deliver then, NO JOY from myself. ATTRACTION is KEY on here. I wont meet anyone off this site, if you don't allow your face to show. Therefore I am not interested. Also no Drug users. Total NO for me. So please don't think I shall engage In such manner with yourself,...
I am clean, romantic, loving, caring, loyal, have an infectious laughter, dress sexy classy, I like mental stimulation. I am the girl most men take home to their mother. I like to keep fit. I am in love with my other half and we are best friends, I have too much time on my hand as he travels a lot with his work. Therefore I am only looking for friendship....
I'm big, busty and beautiful BBW, looking for a sexy hot man to satisfy my high sex drive. I'm looking for a friends with benefits arrangement as I usually find one nighters either don't satisfy me or simply leave me wanting more. If you don't have a face pic on your profile, that's fine, I don't either for privacy reasons, however I will expect to see one before I agree...
A lover of life!..who likes to Dance like no one is watching...Sing like no one is listening...And live each day like its my LAST!!!..
Looking for Quality rather than Quantity!..One Amazing Guy to have fun with in and out of bed!
To enjoy fine wine..good food..And GREAT SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS...
SO...ONE HIT WONDERS NEED NOT APPLY!...XX
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of...
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I...
Update: Dominant man or cpl required to teach me a lesson A bit of an exhibitionist at heart. And most definitely a voyeur (the sight of a cock or sexual activity really turns me on). Love to have my photo taken by a man (or woman) telling me what to do. A little submissive? Maybe. Not sure what I want so let's see where this goes Work in London but...
Where to start.... Hmmmm. I am intelligent and driven. Successful career. Fun to be around with a dark and sensual side. Know what I like and don't like. No push over and not interested in idiots with pictures of their cocks out. Sorry. I am married. I have a wonderful husband. I don't intend for this to change. I have curves and bits that are soft and squishy, no thigh...