First things first......the site im on is called 'marital affair'. If you don't understand it's meaning then please don't read any further coz you obviously a bit thick!
Phew! That was hard work. Ok. So about me. I'm not a catwalk model. I don't have hair that tells me I'm worth it. My lips don't pout (unless I can't get my own way and then I pull out the puppy dog eyes as well as the pout). I like normal men. Not six packed vain blokes who only look into your eyes to see their own reflection. I have a completely warped sense of humour and will see the funny side to everything so please don't take it personally if we ever meet, you drop your trousers and I curl up laughing, it's not you! Trust me!
If you want to know anything else, ask. I promise I don't bite..........much xx
P.s. Attention all men! Don't always dismiss us short, cuddly gals. We can be quite agile when the mood takes us!!