Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at...
Looking for fun and friendship. Strictly no players. And see where it leads.... I'd like to find a man who can cope with fucking just one woman at a time, ie me, instead of spreading it about. I now realise this is a very tall order as it seems all men are incapable of being honest. I try not be cynical but hey it's the way life is making me.
***update on update***
SO MANY TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
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Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but...
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I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. To...