I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
Hi I'm a divorced mum with two teenagers and I'm looking too have fun with one person NOT persons. I enjoy nights out as well as cosy nights in. I'm a very tactile person so love touching and kissing. The man I am looking for should definitely like foreplay. If you think you may be what i'm looking for then please get in touch PS .. if you are Married...
I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I...
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor (nothing is more sexy than a great sense of humor), who is athletic (I practice Bikram yoga every day) and has experienced a world outside of Texas (experiencing new cultures and foods make me happy).
I love life and I am looking for my best friend to share the same positive attitude without all the drama. I'm too laid-back to...
I am very understanding,open minded with a heart of forgiving, loving and caring with sense of humor, hard working with cheerful character,honest,sincere,kind, warm and intelligent with good look.I was raised with a strict Christian background and taught from a young age to always respect myself and other people.I still maintains this value wherever I go..
hello there i am after discrete relationships with fun and everything that goes with it.no smokers please and only want men in a twenty mile radius.married or men in relationships need not reply I like to find my own men who can spare time for fun x i am an extremely top heavy hispanic latino lady that's naturally top heavy so if you're in to big boobs i'm your girl...
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...