Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at...
Hi I'm a hard working lady who loves life. I like meal out few glases of wine with friends and most normal things. I'm petite and curvy. I like a man who knows what he doing, and knows how to treat a lady. Im not looking for anything serious just some good fun with like minded men, ideally looking for regular meets but happy with NSA. You should be: Able...
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you...
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Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can...
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
Ideally looking for a friend with benefits, I work shifts, and don't want a full blown relationship, but some company every now and then would be nice :)
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of...
No married men thank you. X
Hello, looking for a kind,honest man who I can have fun times with , I am single at the mo and enjoying life to the full,however would love to find a soulmate eventually who I fancy and spend special times together . I love to workout and look after myself, have high sex drive,and very spontaneous ,sense of humour very important, love to giggle ,so if your handsome,in good shape...
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a...
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
Hi boys, im here for some fun hopefully leading to something lasting, not into one night stands or married men. Im 5'7" tall and BBW.
I am a strong, confident woman who enjoys sex! I have a very busy lifestyle which limits my chances to meet people. I decided to join this site to start being more selfish and concentrate on having some fun! Being a bigger girl does not mean I am desperate or that I need to jump straight into meeting people, I need to be smooth talked first! A guy needs to...
New to this, looking for NSA fun :p
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem