We're a Caucasian couple. I am always very provocatively dressed with long, brightly painted, perfectly manicured nails and immaculately groomed. I wear stilettos at all times and, I mean, at all times. We expect our playing partners to have similar tastes and, of course, cleanliness is not negotiable.
I used to, on occasion, play on my own, but always with discretion and taste and with my husband being fully aware...